Google Top Ten

I've been hearing hilarious stories of google results for the search "[your name] needs" The buzz has been circling, so I decided to try it. I guess all you do is go to google and type in "Annie [your name] Needs." Let's try it shall we??

I'll add my very own "Annie Needs" top ten list below. Wish me Luck!!

Here are direct copy / paste results from my search! These are exact! I did not alter them!!

1.Annie needs to be rescued by the armed forces
2. Volunteers are taking her out of the kennel each day, but this in no way replaces the companionship Annie needs
3. little orphan annie needs SMACK!
4. Annie needs a Woody
5. Annie needs a resurrection from the psychological tomb of despair and anger
6. This is Annie, a mountain puppy who desperately needs someone to love her
7. Annie needs her Coffee
8. Annie needs to get dressed too
9. All Annie needs to know is that the relationship between Ryan/Spike and Zach is working
10. ANNIE Needs prayers please!


that is awesome!! Let try John...

1. John Needs Operation After Hooker Bites Penis
2. John needs a "matched donor"
3. John needs to get his patootie back here
4. John needs to embrace family values
5. JOHN NEEDS YOUR HELP PLEASE
6. John Needs an Iron
7. John Needs Our Presence!!!
8. John needs our votes in strawpoll
9. John needs a vision. What's yours?
10. John needs a KO in Japan

All I have to say is Holy SHIT!!! That is hilarious!! What the hell????